It's not "retreat"; it's "redeploy".

Welcome to the first post of War Horn LLC. We used to be "A Curious Kraken, Company", but thanks to COVID-19, that company died.

The past 2 years have been rough, but we learned a lot. We knew we had a good idea, and we still have the passion to make our products. We diversified our product offering, and some products did a lot better than others. (Yay for horn mugs, boo for shark teeth necklaces.)

We also learned how to use beeswax, because... reasons. But hey, we passed out a bunch of hand salves to nurses, so good karma points, right?

Anyway, as 2021 comes to a close, we want to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays. We'll see you in 2022 as the revamped and refocused War Horn, LLC.

If Plan A doesn't work, there are still 25 letters in the alphabet to use.