The Full Story
War Horn, LLC is the end result of two guys saying "Why not?" to a series of crazy and funny ideas. Some of them were bad, some of them very bad, and some of them were so bad that they will never be repeated... but all of them were funny.
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Here at War Horn, LLC we do whatever seems like a good idea at the time. Our insanity has pushed us on this meandering path from the depths of our minds to the forefront of reality. But whatever the case, we can guarantee that we follow our official unofficial motto "Because we can."
​So take a look around. Our blog is updated, and we'll update the schedule as we get accepted into events. We are most active on Facebook, so check us out there, too.
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Thanks for stopping by,
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The War Horn, LLC Team
Guy #1
Michael McCracken has an obscure engineering degree from a tiny college in New York that you never knew existed. He is a Jack-of-All-Trades who is able to recall obscure and useless trivia at a moment's notice. In his extremely limited (almost nonexistent) free time, he enjoys cosplaying at comic cons, shopping at thrift stores, and searching for his sanity.
Guy #2
Michael Long is an HVAC specialist who does not make house calls unless it's his house. He's also a self-taught mechanic who has worked on more cars than he can remember. When he's not pondering life's greatest mysteries (like, why are people who tell the truth all the time called jerks?) he enjoys be left alone to take a nap. Seriously, don't mess with nap time.
